It takes one to know one

Have you felt that everyone around you seems to be an asshole?

Do you wonder why people seem to think you are an asshole?

The next question might be WHY?

Instead, may we suggest, the questions should be

What Kind?

Rectal Taxonomy is a funny way of getting at and classifying the reality of conflict in almost everything from casual differences of style and preference to global thermonuclear war.

People can be assholes in a thousand different ways from the easy to ignore to the sui- and geno-cidal. Why not get good at recognizing one from the other? Why not practice the many ways of dealing with each?

Here peace is redefined in terms of conflict done well rather than in terms of some fantasy that any strategy will ever get rid of ALL those assholes. If we're going to fight/differ then let's do it in a way that the most folks can get what they need and some of what they want the majority of the time...without shitting all over each other and screwing up our shared environment in the process.

If you are

• in touch with your inner asshole (and what other kind is there?),
  
• don't get terribly surprised or upset by other people projecting their effluence,
  
• and find a certain amount of fascination in working with everyday shit, like difficulties getting rid of digested historical material we no longer need,
  

you may be ready to consider yourself a Rectal Taxonomist.
Don't try to work it out yourself with a pencil.
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